Save your towels, bed linen, couch covers and mattresses! We have created the world’s first luscious double-sided waterproof blanket for squirting, free-bleeding, partner sex, self pleasure or nappy free time for your bubba.
One side of the blanket is made of super-soft fleece, with the other side a velvet-smooth texture that feels like silk on your skin. With a special waterproof technology integrated in the blanket that captures liquid and prevents it from leaking through, you will no longer soak through your sheets or towels.
The sensitive skin on your buttocks, yoni and lower back deserve the most luxurious fabric for sacred self pleasure rituals or intimate love making!
Before self pleasure or play with your partner, lay the blanket over your couch, bed or floor and feel the seductive comfort of the blanket beneath you. Simply by having something waterproof underneath your body can be the peace-of-mind you need to be able to fully let go, release and let the floodgates open during orgasm.
To clean after use, simply put in a cold, gentle machine wash and dry (do not iron). Hang on the washing line in the sunshine to dry to keep the blanket in best condition.
Waterproof and leak proof
Super soft and smooth
Machine wash and dry
Use indoors or outdoors (i.e. picnic, camping)
Suggested for the blanket:
Sex blanket for squirting and “water sports”
Free bleeding blanket for those menstrual cycles when you don't want to wear a tampon, menstrual cup or period undies!
Pet or picnic blanket
Baby blanket / nappy free time
Post pregnancy blanket
“Throw” for your couch
How to care for your blanket:
To care for your blanket, wash on a cool delicate wash. Avoid bleach or fabric softener. Dry your blanket on a low tumble dry (no longer than 30 mins) or hang out on the washing line in the sunshine. To remove stubborn stains, we recommend using a gentle, eco stain remover.
Made of 100% polyester fleece with an inner layer of thermoplastic polyurethane (TPU).
We ship globally from our Perth, Western Australia dispatchment center. All parcels and bank transactions are discreet to maintain your privacy. You can expect to see "Rosie Rees PTY LTD" instead of Yoni Pleasure Palace.
Discrete description of products, such as "glass or crystal novelty ornament".
Standard: 3-5 business days*
Express:1-3 business days*
Standard: 6 to 27 business days*
DHL Express: 3-10 business days*
We are in the warehouse Monday to Friday. Typically orders are handed to our shipping partners within 2-4 days of received your order, this may be delayed during promotions or sales.
Note: This is not a guarantee and could be affected by courier volumes, covid delays, individual country delays and other outside factors we cannot control.