Egyptian Blue (Navy) Waterproof Squirt Blanket™
Egyptian Blue (Navy) Waterproof Squirt Blanket™
Egyptian Blue (Navy) Waterproof Squirt Blanket™
Egyptian Blue (Navy) Waterproof Squirt Blanket™

Egyptian Blue (Navy) Waterproof Squirt Blanket™

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Mess is an unavoidable part of sex or self pleasure, however not all of us like sleeping in a wet patch (am I right!?). So if your sex towel just isn’t cutting it, keep reading.

Have you had to replace your couch or mattress because of your squirting antics? Fear not. Our leak-proof Splash Blankets - affectionately known ‘round here as Squirt Blankets™ - not only protect your bedsheets, expensive eco mattress, couch covers, carpet or carseats from your juicy gushes, they also give you peace of mind and ability to fully relax during intimacy and "let the flood gates open".

Our founder’s philosophy is simple: “The blanket is a psychological sex toy. When women feel more comfortable to let go during sex or self pleasure, they naturally become more orgasmic and sexually expressive!” - Rosie Rees.

Suggested uses:

  • Sex & solo self pleasure sessions (calling all squirters and squirtees!)
  • Free bleeding blanket for those menstrual cycles when you don't want to wear a tampon, menstrual cup or period undies!
  • Soft and cosy incontinence pad 
  • Pet snuggle blanket (beware of puppy thieves)
  • Baby blanket for free-nappy time
  • Birth blanket and post-partum recovery 
  • An innocuous “throw” for your couch and spontaneous sex sessions
  • Incontinence blanket for pets, kids, elderly or bed wetting
  • Indoors or outdoors picnic blankets - no need to cry over spilt juice. 

How Much Liquid Can the Blanket Hold?

The Splash Blanket™ looks like any other innocuous couch throw, but is 100% waterproof, reversible and more importantly absorbent. Unlike many waterproof mats, which are like picnic rugs where the liquid pools on top, liquid on the Splash Blanket™ soaks in and absorbs into the fleece. It can hold up to a litre of liquid (tried and tested). These plush, fleecey blankets are double-sided and absorb all forms of sex juices, oils, lubes and bodily fluids. 

Care Instructions:

Your blanket is made of 100% vegan polyester fleece and micro-velvet fabric with a waterproof internal layer. Simply wash on a cool delicate wash and avoid using bleach or fabric softener. Dry your blanket on a low tumble dry to keep soft and fluffy or hang out on the washing line in the sunshine. To remove stubborn stains, we recommend using a gentle, eco stain remover.

Warranty:

Your blanket, when cared for properly, can last many years! However not all good things last forever, so depending on how often you use it and how you wash your blanket, the waterproof functionality of the blanket can last approximately one year. 

Tag & Follow us on Instagram:

Share the love squirters! Tag us in your stories, reels, tiktoks & posts @yoni_pleasure_palace  and @splashblanket with the hashtag #yppsquirtblanket and #splashblanket.

Squirt Blankets have gone totally viral! They have been featured on the Hook Up on Triple J as well as other articles in VICE and Refinery 29. You can also read our blog article about the blankets here

We ship globally from our Perth, Western Australia dispatchment center. All parcels and bank transactions are discreet to maintain your privacy. You can expect to see "Rosie Rees PTY LTD" instead of Yoni Pleasure Palace.

Discrete description of products, such as "glass or crystal novelty ornament".

PRE ORDER. All items are sent together, if one of the items is on pre order it just means it will be sent once everything is available.

Australia

Standard: 3-5 business days*

Express: 1-3 business days*

International

Standard: 6 to 27 business days*

DHL Express: 3-10 business days*

*once dispatched

We are in the warehouse Monday to Friday. Typically orders are handed to our shipping partners within 2-4 days of received your order, this may be delayed during promotions or sales.

Note: This is not a guarantee and could be affected by courier volumes, covid delays, individual country delays and other outside factors we cannot control.

https://yonipleasurepalace.com/pages/shipping-returns

Please note that Import duty and taxes may be payable on your order depending on the trade agreements your country has or has not with Australia.

Please familiarize yourself with your countries regulations as payment of these duties may be necessary to release your order. We are unable to quote this amount as every country is different.

Yoni Pleasure Palace is not responsible for any import charges, duties, or taxes for international sales. In some cases, packages can be delayed due to matters outside of our control.

If your local customs ask for an invoice, then your order confirmation is your invoice.

Please contact us if you require any further information.

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26/04/2022
Antony P.
New Zealand New Zealand

The blanket we all needed...

I bought the blankets for my daughters, I had bought one for myself before, my one was the only option back them, so I’m kind of Kelly theirs is bigger…hahaha. Anyway they love it and the cats love it too, they forever live in the couch now, not just for bleeding days. So cosy to wrap around in cold days too. I think I need a bigger one for myself too, or am I being too greedy?

A Yoni Pleasure Palace Customer
KJ
19/04/2022
Kara J.
United States United States

A must have!

I love this blanket! I have 2 of the smaller squares plus now this larger rectangle one, and my partner and I like this one best bc it makes it easier to move around during partnered ***. Before I found these blankets we were going thru tons of towels and still making a mess. These blankets keep it all contained (we use primarily for squirting but also period blood) and has drastically cut down laundry. Plus they’re so pretty! This 1.2x2m size is also the perfect size for a throw for one person to curl up in on the couch, it’s very soft and luxurious. My little kids try to steal it for themselves but I have to explain it’s mommy’s special blanket!

CD
15/04/2022
Clare D.
Australia Australia

It sure holds up!

Simply amazing, I honestly wish I had one a long time ago! We bought the blanket for our extra-curricular activities that get a little messy ;) and it has been a game changer, totally able to just let go in the moment & enjoy it without dreading the clean up after! Popped it in the wash, good to go again & it doesn’t take forever to dry either!

A Yoni Pleasure Palace Customer
AM
15/04/2022
Aaron M.
Australia Australia

Perfect Blanket

A perfect solution to keeping things tidy so to speak. Very comfortable, great colour and easy to clean.

LC
15/04/2022
Laurynda C.
Australia Australia

Life changing

Loving every opportunity to use this beautiful blanket… snuggling on the couch, wild intense s3x, free bleeding… all of it is just a breeze. Comfortable, beautiful, quality. Love it.


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