Waterproof Squirt Blanket™- Olive The OG

$89.99
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Have you had to replace your couch or mattress because of your squirting antics? Fear not. Our leak-proof Squirt Blankets not only protect your bedsheets, expensive eco mattress, couch covers, carpet or carseats from your juicy gushes, they also give you peace of mind and ability to fully relax during intimacy and "let the flood gates open". The Squirt Blanket™ looks like any other innocuous couch throw, but is 100% waterproof, reversible and more importantly absorbent

Stain-proof and double-sided leak-proof, these blankets are a lifesaver in the intimacy department, giving you peace of mind that you won't sleep in a wet patch or ruin the bed or couch! 

Sizes Available:

Extra Small Round: 1m x 1m (40in x 40in). The ultimate round sex towel for regular intimacy moments, travel & stay-cations and daily self pleasure practices. Washes quick, dries quick!

Small Square: 1.2m x 1.2m (50in x 50in). Not too big, not too small - it’s just right! Perfect for regular use (frequent washing/drying) and fitting into your suitcase on holidays.

Medium Rectangle: 1.2m x 2m (50in x 80in). This size is perfect for Double, Queen or King size beds and is ideal for full-body massages and throwing each other around the bed without needing to worry if you’re still on the blanket. 

Large Square: 2m x 2m (80in x 80in). The ideal over-sized blanket for couch snuggles, extra-gushy sex romps or an innocuous bed throw that transforms into a sex blanket. 

    Material:

    One side of the Splash Blanket™ is made of vegan polyester sherpa fleece and the other side is made of micro-velvet fabric that has been bonded with a waterproof internal layer. The waterproof layer is made of 100% recycled Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU), which makes both sides of the blanket waterproof and absorbent. The TPU is a non-toxic, BPA-free and a 100% food-grade safe material that does not contain any chemicals that interfere with the endocrine or hormone system.

    Shipping Information

    We ship globally from our Perth,
    Western Australia dispatchment center. All parcels and bank transactions
    are discreet to maintain your privacy. You can expect to see "Rosie
    Rees PTY LTD" instead of Yoni Pleasure Palace.

    Discrete description of products, such as "glass or crystal novelty ornament".

    PRE
    ORDER. All items are sent together, if one of the items is on pre order
    it just means it will be sent once everything is available.

    Australia

    Standard: 3-5 business days*

    Express: 1-3 business days*

    International

    Standard: 6 to 27 business days*

    DHL Express: 3-10 business days*

    *once dispatched

    We
    are in the warehouse Monday to Friday. Typically orders are handed to
    our shipping partners within 2-4 days of received your order, this may
    be delayed during promotions or sales.

    Note: This is not a
    guarantee and could be affected by courier volumes, covid delays,
    individual country delays and other outside factors we cannot control.

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    Yoni Pleasure Palace is not responsible for
    any import charges, duties, or taxes for international sales. In some
    cases, packages can be delayed due to matters outside of our control.

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