Waterproof Squirt Blanket™ - Rose Quartz Quilted Fleece
The quilted fleece is ultra-soft, extra cosy and has slightly less volume than the traditional Splash Blanket™ meaning it folds up flatter, which may be useful for travel or storage. The quilted fleece backing won’t catch on leaves or grass if used outdoors and is user friendly for pets, kids and adults alike.
Stain-proof and double-sided leak-proof, these blankets are a lifesaver in the intimacy department, giving you peace of mind that you won't sleep in a wet patch or ruin the bed or couch!
Extra Small Round: 1m x 1m (40in x 40in). The ultimate round sex towel for regular intimacy moments, travel & stay-cations and daily self pleasure practices. Washes quick, dries quick!
Small Square: 1.2m x 1.2m (50in x 50in). This is a great "travel size" for regular use and frequent washing/drying. If you have sex or masturbate every day, you need three of these to keep on rotation!
Medium Rectangle: 1.2m x 2m (50in x 80in). This size is perfect for Double, Queen or King size beds and is perfect for full-body massages and throwing each other around the bed without needing to worry if you’re still on the blanket.
Large Square: 2m x 2m (80in x 80in). The ideal over-sized blanket for couch snuggles, extra-gushy sex romps or an innocuous bed throw that transforms into a sex blanket.
One side of the Squirt Blanket™ is made of vegan polyester fleece (with a “quilted” style pattern) and the other side is made of micro-velvet fabric that has been bonded with a waterproof internal layer. The waterproof layer is made of 100% recycled Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU), which makes both sides of the blanket waterproof and absorbent. The TPU is a non-toxic, BPA-free and a 100% food-grade safe material that does not contain any chemicals that interfere with the endocrine or hormone system.
“The blanket is a psychological sex toy. When women feel more comfortable to let go during sex or self pleasure, they naturally become more orgasmic and sexually expressive!” - Rosie Rees.
We ship globally from our Perth,
Western Australia dispatchment center. All parcels and bank transactions
are discreet to maintain your privacy. You can expect to see "Rosie
Rees PTY LTD" instead of Yoni Pleasure Palace.
Discrete description of products, such as "glass or crystal novelty ornament".
ORDER. All items are sent together, if one of the items is on pre order
it just means it will be sent once everything is available.
Standard: 3-5 business days*
Express: 1-3 business days*
Standard: 6 to 27 business days*
DHL Express: 3-10 business days*
are in the warehouse Monday to Friday. Typically orders are handed to
our shipping partners within 2-4 days of received your order, this may
be delayed during promotions or sales.
Note: This is not a
guarantee and could be affected by courier volumes, covid delays,
individual country delays and other outside factors we cannot control.
Please note that Import duty and taxes may be
payable on your order depending on the trade agreements your country
has or has not with Australia.
Please familiarize yourself with
your countries regulations as payment of these duties may be necessary
to release your order. We are unable to quote this amount as every
country is different.
Yoni Pleasure Palace is not responsible for
any import charges, duties, or taxes for international sales. In some
cases, packages can be delayed due to matters outside of our control.
If your local customs ask for an invoice, then your order confirmation is your invoice.
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