Waterproof Squirt Blanket™ - Vanilla Bean Summer Blanket

$88.00
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The Bamboo Squirt Blanket is a lightweight and breathable waterproof blanket designed to protect your bedding or chosen love-making surface from bodily fluids, lubricants, oils and other liquid often encountered during intimacy. Ultra-soft, smooth and super durable with plenty of insulation, the summer blanket is the perfect companion for spontaneous sexy time, free-bleeding, squirting, bed wetting, or beach picnic blankets for the kids or pets (yep, they love them too!). 

Stain-proof and double-sided leak-proof, these blankets are a lifesaver in the intimacy department, giving you peace of mind that you won't sleep in a wet patch or ruin the bed or couch! 

Sizes Available:

Small Square: 1.2m x 1.2m (50in x 50in). This is a great "travel size" for regular use and frequent washing/drying. If you have sex or masturbate every day, you need three of these to keep on rotation! 

Medium Rectangle: 1.2m x 2m (50in x 80in). This size is perfect for Double, Queen or King size beds and is perfect for full-body massages and throwing each other around the bed without needing to worry if you’re still on the blanket. 

Large Square: 2m x 2m (80in x 80in). The ideal over-sized blanket for couch snuggles, extra-gushy sex romps or an innocuous bed throw that transforms into a sex blanket.  

    Material:

    The Bamboo Squirt Blanket™ is made of 40% bamboo and 60% polyester and has been internally bonded with a waterproof layer. The waterproof layer is made of 100% recycled Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU), which makes both sides of the blanket waterproof and absorbent. The TPU is a non-toxic, BPA-free and a 100% food-grade safe material that does not contain any chemicals that interfere with the endocrine or hormone system.

    “The blanket is a psychological sex toy. When women feel more comfortable to let go during sex or self pleasure, they naturally become more orgasmic and sexually expressive!” - Rosie Rees.

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    Western Australia dispatchment center. All parcels and bank transactions
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    Rees PTY LTD" instead of Yoni Pleasure Palace.

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    Australia

    Standard: 3-5 business days*

    Express: 1-3 business days*

    International

    Standard: 6 to 27 business days*

    DHL Express: 3-10 business days*

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    be delayed during promotions or sales.

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