Ho, ho, ho, happy non-denominational holiday season!

No matter what hemisphere you’re in, the changing weather and holiday spirit can make you feel a sort of way. Yes, that sort of way.

With the upcoming festivities, there’s no better time to treat yourself –– in every sense of the word.

To help you celebrate, we’ve rounded up our favorite toys to get you in the ho-liday spirit. Consider this a gift guide for yourself (or your partner).

If you’re getting started on your self-pleasure journey

When it comes to self-pleasure, you have to start somewhere and we’re honored that you came to us to be part of your journey. You’re in for an incredible, wild, pleasure-filled ride. 

Here are some of our favorite toys to start out with:

Hand-carved in a crescent-like shape, the Rose Curve ($220 AUD) is crafted out of 100% pure Brazilian Rose Quartz crystal. Perfect for those new to intra-vaginal masturbation, the soft bend allows for easeful penetration following the vagina's natural curvature. With a larger bulb on one end and a smaller bulb on the other, this wand lends itself to deep, expansive g-spot and cervical orgasms.

 

 

 The Solara Pleasure Wand ($89 AUD) was gently crafted for those beginning their journey of sensual exploration with glass pleasure toys. With two perfectly placed bulbs, each one offers a unique and pleasurable experience, ensuring a deeper connection with your body and desires.

 

 

The Ovie ($99 AUD) is our unique suction and licking vibrator that boasts two different heads, each with seven speeds to explore. Pick your poison or mix things up by switching between licking and sucking to unlock a new world of pleasure!

 

 

If you need help unwinding

It’s difficult to really sink into pleasure when you’re carrying stress and tension. Which coincidentally, the holiday season can cause a lot of!

Luckily we have just what you need:

The Mona ($111 AUD) was created for those who want both indulgent pleasure and full-body relaxation. A luxurious take on the classic magic wand, The Mona isn't just about external stimulation — it’s designed to be a total body massager. Whether you’re seeking intense pleasure or soothing relief for tired muscles, The Mona delivers.

 

 

 

Our Labradorite Pleasure Wand ($199 AUD) is carved from the stone of transformation, a useful companion through change while imparting inner strength, worthiness, and perseverance. Labradorite is thought to balance and protect the aura, raise consciousness, and ground spiritual energies.

 

  

The Rosie 2.0 - Extra Large Rose Quartz Pleasure Wand ($344 AUD) has the same shape as our original pleasure wand but with extra length and thickness. Some folks may like to use this love-infused wand as an "emotional support crystal" since it feels therapeutic to hold and press onto the body in times of anxiety, stress, or overwhelm.

 

 

If you want to spice things up 

You’re craving deeper, more adventurous, and more spicy pleasure. These toys will be spicier than your pumpkin spice latte! 

The Harlow Strap-On Vibrator & Harness Duo ($189 AUD) is the perfect strap-on or pegging toy for beginners. The vibrating pink dildo is smooth and sleek and has a curved panel at the base which perfectly hugs the vulva whilst rubbing/vibrating up against the clitoris, creating waves of pleasure while you're penetrating your partner. Simultaneous pleasure for both parties!! 

 

 

Kinky cuffs ($29.95 AUD) are the perfect safe alternative to handcuffs for restraint play in the bedroom. Perfect for any beginners to bondage, or just for those who love a little luxury when being tied up!

 

 

Speaking of spicy, this Clitoral Stimulant Gel ($38.95 AUD) was designed to bring your intimate moments to life. This silky-smooth formula heightens sensitivity, guiding you to deeper sensations with every touch.

For the anal explorer

Whether you’re new to anal play or you’re a seasoned explorer craving deeper anal orgasms, these toys and tools will help get you there!

Crafted from 100% borosilicate glass, The Nova ($37 AUD) has a unique star shape and glows softly in the dark. Yes, we’ve created an intergalactic glass butt plug. The smooth, cool surface glides effortlessly into place, with a star-shaped base to ensure safe, comfortable use. 

 

 

The Bishop - Two-Tiered Glass Butt Plug ($59 AUD) is a great way to test the waters of anal play before (or in lieu of) having penetrative anal sex with a partner. Having two tiers means you can practice with the shallow option first before inserting it all the way past the second ridge. 

 

 

Of course, no anal play session would be complete without Anal Lubricant ($54 AUD) and Happie Holl: After Anal Cooling Cream ($47 AUD)!

For goddess-level pleasure

There’s a reason we’re called Yoni Pleasure Palace. Because your pleasure is regal, it’s luxurious, it’s goddess-like. Want to harness this energy this holiday season (and forever after)? Check out these goddess-worthy goods…

The Duchess - Rose Quartz Dildo Pleasure Wand ($220 AUD) has four curvaceous and smooth hand-carved bulbs to explore each and every one of your regal curves. Created with the unconditional loving energy of rose quartz to evoke love, joy, and emotional healing, the Duchess will help you come into your power and provide you with an all-encompassing deep vaginal experience.

 

 

The Walnut - Wooden Dildo ($209 AUD) creates the opportunity for you to connect with the earthly grounding energy of walnut wood, believed by many ancient cultures to be symbolic of intelligence, wisdom, and inspiration. Explore endless pleasure and enjoy the super smooth and sleek texture, extra bulbous head, and ergonomic handle for comfort. 

 

 

Our Furlush Waterproof Splash Blanket™ ($99.99 AUD) in gorgeous Royal Purple was made for a goddess like yourself! The softest and most luxurious blanket we have, this one is perfect for adorning your sacred palace and protecting your sheets while you explore new realms of pleasure!

 

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