Eggplant Waterproof Squirt Blanket™
Eggplant Waterproof Squirt Blanket™
Eggplant Waterproof Squirt Blanket™
Eggplant Waterproof Squirt Blanket™

Eggplant Waterproof Squirt Blanket™

90 reviews
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Mess is an unavoidable part of sex or self pleasure, however not all of us like sleeping in a wet patch (am I right!?). So if your sex towel just isn’t cutting it, keep reading.

Have you had to replace your couch or mattress because of your squirting antics? Fear not. Our leak-proof Splash Blankets - affectionately known ‘round here as Squirt Blankets™ - not only protect your bedsheets, expensive eco mattress, couch covers, carpet or carseats from your juicy gushes, they also give you peace of mind and ability to fully relax during intimacy and "let the flood gates open".

These plush, fleecey blankets are double-sided and absorb all forms of sex juices, oils, lubes and bodily fluids. And the even better news - clean up is as simple as throwing in the washing machine on a cool wash and then popping it in the dryer to keep fluffy and soft.

It looks like any other innocuous fleece throw, but is 100% waterproof, reversible, super cosy & warm and holds up to a litre of liquid (tried and tested). Our founder’s philosophy is simple: “The blanket is a psychological sex toy. When women feel more comfortable to let go during sex or self pleasure, they naturally become more orgasmic and sexually expressive!” - Rosie Rees.

Suggested uses:

  • Sex & solo self pleasure sessions (calling all squirters!)
  • Free bleeding blanket for those menstrual cycles when you don't want to wear a tampon, menstrual cup or period undies!
  • Pet snuggle blanket (beware of puppy thieves)
  • Baby blanket for free-nappy time
  • Birth and post-partum 
  • An innocuous “throw” for your couch and spontaneous sex sessions
  • Incontinence blanket for pets, kids, elderly or bed wetting
  • Indoors or outdoors picnic blankets 

Care Instructions

Your blanket is made of 100% vegan polyester fleece and velvish velour fabric.  Simply wash on a cool delicate wash and avoid using bleach or fabric softener. Dry your blanket on a low tumble dry to keep soft and fluffy or hang out on the washing line in the sunshine. To remove stubborn stains, we recommend using a gentle, eco stain remover.

Warranty

Your blanket, when cared for properly, can last many years! However not all good things last forever, so depending on how often you use it and how you wash your blanket, the waterproof functionality of the blanket can last approximately one year. 

Tag & Follow us on Instagram

Share the love squirters! Tag us in your stories, posts @yoni_pleasure_palace  and @splashblanket with the hashtag #yppsquirtblanket and #splashblanket. You can also read our blog article about the blankets here and other viral articles in VICE and Refinery 29.

We ship globally from our Perth, Western Australia dispatchment center. All parcels and bank transactions are discreet to maintain your privacy. You can expect to see "Rosie Rees PTY LTD" instead of Yoni Pleasure Palace.

Discrete description of products, such as "glass or crystal novelty ornament".

PRE ORDER. All items are sent together, if one of the items is on pre order it just means it will be sent once everything is available.

Australia

Standard: 3-5 business days*

Express: 1-3 business days*

International

Standard: 6 to 27 business days*

DHL Express: 3-10 business days*

*once dispatched

We are in the warehouse Monday to Friday. Typically orders are handed to our shipping partners within 2-4 days of received your order, this may be delayed during promotions or sales.

Note: This is not a guarantee and could be affected by courier volumes, covid delays, individual country delays and other outside factors we cannot control.

https://yonipleasurepalace.com/pages/shipping-returns

Please note that Import duty and taxes may be payable on your order depending on the trade agreements your country has or has not with Australia.

Please familiarize yourself with your countries regulations as payment of these duties may be necessary to release your order. We are unable to quote this amount as every country is different.

Yoni Pleasure Palace is not responsible for any import charges, duties, or taxes for international sales. In some cases, packages can be delayed due to matters outside of our control.

If your local customs ask for an invoice, then your order confirmation is your invoice.

Please contact us if you require any further information.

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JC
27/06/2022
Jeff C.
United States United States

It works!

Squirt-proof? Check. Softy and comfy? Check.

LO
26/06/2022
LOUISE O.
Australia Australia

Emerald Green Waterproof Squirt Blanket

Soft & friendly Serves it purpose as per review Very soft ♥️♥️♥️♥️

AF
24/06/2022
Aimee F.
Australia Australia

Great

Will be buying again. Works great.

SC
24/06/2022
Sheridan C.
United States United States

Perfect for "spills"

Works like a charm

DK
22/06/2022
Dan K.
Australia Australia

Squirt blanket

Really great product that does what it is designed to do


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