Waterproof Squirt Blanket™- Dusty Magenta
Waterproof Squirt Blanket™- Dusty Magenta
Waterproof Squirt Blanket™- Dusty Magenta
Waterproof Squirt Blanket™- Dusty Magenta
Waterproof Squirt Blanket™- Dusty Magenta
Waterproof Squirt Blanket™- Dusty Magenta
Waterproof Squirt Blanket™- Dusty Magenta
Waterproof Squirt Blanket™- Dusty Magenta
Waterproof Squirt Blanket™- Dusty Magenta

Waterproof Squirt Blanket™- Dusty Magenta

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Mess is an unavoidable part of sex or self pleasure, however not all of us like sleeping in a wet patch (am I right!?). So if your sex towel just isn’t cutting it, keep reading. 

Have you had to replace your couch or mattress because of your squirting antics? Fear not. Our leak-proof Splash Blankets - affectionately known ‘round here as Squirt Blankets - not only protect your bedsheets, expensive eco mattress, couch covers, carpet or carseats from your juicy gushes, they also give you peace of mind and ability to fully relax during intimacy and "let the flood gates open". The Splash Blanket™ looks like any other innocuous couch throw, but is 100% waterproof, reversible and more importantly absorbent

    What sizes are available?

    Most of our Splash Blankets come in four different sizes - XS, S, M and L. Here are the measurements:

    XS: 40 x 40 inches (1m x 1m round) - Travel size + ideal for everyday use
    S: 50 x 50 inches (1.2m x 1.2m square) - Travel size + ideal for everyday use
    M: 50 x 80 inches (1.2m x 2m rectangle) - Perfect for Single or Double beds
    L: 80 x 80 inches (2m 
    x 2m square) - Perfect for Queen or King beds

    What colours are available?

    We launch new colours every 3-6 months so make sure you subscribe to our newsletter to stay tuned! Currently we have the following colours available: Emerald Green, Moon Blood, Cloud, Purple Smoke, Onyx, Tasmanian Navy, Sage, Cherry Blossom, Bluebell, Lavender Mist, Gold Mustard, Champagne, Eggplant, Olive, Latte, Black on Black, Mulberry, Chocolate, Dark Chocolate, Burnt Orange, Dusty Magenta, and Rose Quartz. 

    How Much Liquid Can the Blanket Hold?

    Unlike many waterproof mats, which are like picnic rugs where the liquid pools on top, liquid on the Splash Blanket™ soaks in and absorbs into the fleece. It can hold up to one litre of liquid (tried and tested). These plush, fleecey blankets are double-sided and absorb all forms of sex juices, oils, lubes and bodily fluids. 

    Wash Instructions:

    Simply wash on a regular wash (cool or warm) like you would wash your sheets or towels and avoid using bleach or fabric softener. Dry your blanket in the tumble dryer to keep soft and fluffy or hang out on the washing line in the sunshine. To remove stubborn stains, we recommend using a gentle, eco stain remover.


    Your blanket is made of 100% vegan polyester fleece and micro-velvet fabric with a waterproof internal layer. We also now have a bamboo summer blanket for folks who prefer something more light-weight. 


    Your blanket, when cared for properly, can last many years! However not all good things last forever, so depending on how often you use it and how you wash your blanket, the waterproof functionality of the blanket can last approximately one year. 

    Suggested uses:

    • Sex & solo self pleasure sessions (calling all squirters and squirtees!)
    • Free bleeding blanket for those menstrual cycles when you don't want to wear a tampon, menstrual cup or period undies!
    • Pet snuggle blanket (beware of puppy thieves)
    • Baby blanket for free-nappy time
    • Birth blanket and post-partum recovery 
    • An innocuous “throw” for your couch and spontaneous sex sessions
    • Incontinence blanket for pets, kids, elderly or bed wetting
    • Indoors or outdoors picnic blankets - no need to cry over spilt juice. 

    Tag & Follow us on Instagram:

    Share the love squirters! Tag us in your stories, reels, tiktoks & posts @yoni_pleasure_palace  and @splashblanket with the hashtag #yppsquirtblanket and #splashblanket. Our Squirt Blankets have gone totally viral! They have been featured on the Hook Up on Triple J as well as other articles in VICE and Refinery 29. You can also read our blog article about the blankets here

    Our founder’s philosophy is simple: “The blanket is a psychological sex toy. When women feel more comfortable to let go during sex or self pleasure, they naturally become more orgasmic and sexually expressive!” - Rosie Rees.

    We ship globally from our Perth, Western Australia dispatchment center. All parcels and bank transactions are discreet to maintain your privacy. You can expect to see "Rosie Rees PTY LTD" instead of Yoni Pleasure Palace.

    Discrete description of products, such as "glass or crystal novelty ornament".

    PRE ORDER. All items are sent together, if one of the items is on pre order it just means it will be sent once everything is available.


    Standard: 3-5 business days*

    Express: 1-3 business days*


    Standard: 6 to 27 business days*

    DHL Express: 3-10 business days*

    *once dispatched

    We are in the warehouse Monday to Friday. Typically orders are handed to our shipping partners within 2-4 days of received your order, this may be delayed during promotions or sales.

    Note: This is not a guarantee and could be affected by courier volumes, covid delays, individual country delays and other outside factors we cannot control.


    Please note that Import duty and taxes may be payable on your order depending on the trade agreements your country has or has not with Australia.

    Please familiarize yourself with your countries regulations as payment of these duties may be necessary to release your order. We are unable to quote this amount as every country is different.

    Yoni Pleasure Palace is not responsible for any import charges, duties, or taxes for international sales. In some cases, packages can be delayed due to matters outside of our control.

    If your local customs ask for an invoice, then your order confirmation is your invoice.

    Please contact us if you require any further information.

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    Sarah C.
    Australia Australia

    Motel Weekend!!

    LOVE my blanket. Recently I travelled a couple of hours to meet up with this guy I’d been seeing, we spent a couple of nights together in a motel, I took my blanket with me. It was so good to have sexy times and get juicy, when we were finished just folded the blanket up, put it to the side and snuggled into the more bed. Fluids be gone!!

    Australia Australia

    Just Devine

    Absolutely the most Devine blanket love laying on just makes me so relaxed and just brings intimacy to another level. ❤️

    Marie G.
    Australia Australia

    Eggplant Waterproof Squirt Blanket

    Beautiful and sensual. The best blanket I have bought ever. Love the quality and the colour. Thank you.

    Michelle W.
    Australia Australia

    Waterproof blanket

    Such a beautiful soft blanket and absolutely no mess! Love this

    Angela H.
    Australia Australia

    Great blanket

    Very relaxing to know that you can enjoy yourself without the worries. Very highly recommend can’t believe that it has taken me this long without this blanket.

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