Waterproof Squirt Blanket™- Cloud The OG
Re-usable, machine washable and super plush. These leak-proof Splash Blankets (affectionately known ‘round here as ‘Squirt Blankets’) not only protect your bedsheets, expensive eco mattress, couch covers, carpet or carseats from your sex juices, they also give you peace of mind and ability to fully relax during intimacy and “let the flood gates” open.
Mess is an unavoidable part of sex or self pleasure, however not all of us like the clean up or sleeping in a wet patch (am I right!?). Not only are these blankets waterproof on both sides, they absorb all forms of sex juices, oils, lubes and bodily fluids and are stain-proof! And the even better news - clean up is as simple as throwing in the washing machine.
Seriously, this is the sexual accessory you didn’t know you needed (til you have it…and then you need seven). It looks like any other innocuous throw, but is 100% waterproof, reversible, super cosy & warm and holds up to a litre of liquid (tried and tested). If you over-heat during sex, check out our summer bamboo blanket range here.
The waterproof technology in each Splash Blanket™ is undetectable and regardless of the size you purchase each Splash Blanket can hold up to 1L of liquid (or more!).
Extra Small Round: 1m x 1m (40in x 40in). The ultimate round sex towel for regular intimacy moments, travel & stay-cations and daily self pleasure practices. Washes quick, dries quick!
Small: 1.2m x 1.2m (50in x 50in). Not too big, not too small - it’s just right! Perfect for regular use (frequent washing/drying) and fitting into your suitcase on holidays.
Medium: 1.2m x 2m (50in x 80in). The perfect body-size blanket for solo couch moments or full-body massages.
Large: 2m x 2m (80in x 80in). This size is perfect for Double, Queen or King size beds and is the ideal oversized blanket for couch snuggles, extra-gushy sex romps or an innocuous bed throw that transforms into a sex blanket.
Jumbo: 2.3m x 2.3m (90.5in x 90.5in). These JUMBO blankets are perfect for your King, Super King & California King beds (hello Rhianna!) They will not just lay flat across your bed but actually tuck you in and fall over the sides of your mattress.
All our blankets are carefully handcrafted, and as a result, variations in size can occur.
One side of the Splash Blanket™ is made of vegan polyester sherpa fleece and the other side is made of micro-velvet fabric that has been bonded with a waterproof internal layer. The waterproof layer is made of 100% recycled Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU), which makes both sides of the blanket waterproof and absorbent. The TPU is a non-toxic, BPA-free and a 100% food-grade safe material that does not contain any chemicals that interfere with the endocrine or hormone system.
We ship globally from our Perth,
Western Australia dispatchment center. All parcels and bank transactions
are discreet to maintain your privacy. You can expect to see "Rosie
Rees PTY LTD" instead of Yoni Pleasure Palace.
Discrete description of products, such as "glass or crystal novelty ornament".
ORDER. All items are sent together, if one of the items is on pre order
it just means it will be sent once everything is available.
Standard: 3-5 business days*
Express: 1-3 business days*
Standard: 6 to 27 business days*
DHL Express: 3-10 business days*
are in the warehouse Monday to Friday. Typically orders are handed to
our shipping partners within 2-4 days of received your order, this may
be delayed during promotions or sales.
Note: This is not a
guarantee and could be affected by courier volumes, covid delays,
individual country delays and other outside factors we cannot control.
Please note that Import duty and taxes may be
payable on your order depending on the trade agreements your country
has or has not with Australia.
Please familiarize yourself with
your countries regulations as payment of these duties may be necessary
to release your order. We are unable to quote this amount as every
country is different.
Yoni Pleasure Palace is not responsible for
any import charges, duties, or taxes for international sales. In some
cases, packages can be delayed due to matters outside of our control.
If your local customs ask for an invoice, then your order confirmation is your invoice.
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