Waterproof Squirt Blanket™- Champagne The OG
Have you had to replace your couch or mattress because of your squirting antics? Fear not. Our leak-proof Squirt Blankets™ not only protect your bedsheets, expensive eco mattress, couch covers, carpet or carseats from your juicy gushes, they also give you peace of mind and ability to fully relax during intimacy and "let the flood gates open". The Squirt Blanket™ looks like any other innocuous couch throw, but is 100% waterproof, reversible and more importantly absorbent.
Stain-proof and double-sided leak-proof, these blankets are a lifesaver in the intimacy department, giving you peace of mind that you won't sleep in a wet patch or ruin the bed or couch!
Sizes Available:
Extra Small Round: 1m x 1m (40in x 40in). The ultimate round sex towel for regular intimacy moments, travel & stay-cations and daily self pleasure practices. Washes quick, dries quick!
Small: 1.2m x 1.2m (50in x 50in). Not too big, not too small - it’s just right! Perfect for regular use (frequent washing/drying) and fitting into your suitcase on holidays.
Medium: 1.2m x 2m (50in x 80in). The perfect body-size blanket for solo couch moments or full-body massages.
Large: 2m x 2m (80in x 80in). This size is perfect for Double, Queen or King size beds and is the ideal oversized blanket for couch snuggles, extra-gushy sex romps or an innocuous bed throw that transforms into a sex blanket.
Jumbo: 2.3m x 2.3m (90.5in x 90.5in). These JUMBO blankets are perfect for your King, Super King & California King beds (hello Rhianna!) They will not just lay flat across your bed but actually tuck you in and fall over the sides of your mattress.
All our blankets are carefully handcrafted, and as a result, variations in size can occur.
Material:
One side of the Splash Blanket™ is made of vegan polyester sherpa fleece and the other side is made of micro-velvet fabric that has been bonded with a waterproof internal layer. The waterproof layer is made of 100% recycled Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU), which makes both sides of the blanket waterproof and absorbent. The TPU is a non-toxic, BPA-free and a 100% food-grade safe material that does not contain any chemicals that interfere with the endocrine or hormone system.
Customs Duties & Import Fees
Please note that Yoni Pleasure Palace is not responsible for any import duties, taxes, or customs charges that may be applied to your order. These fees are determined by your local customs authority and must be paid directly to the courier (e.g. DHL) before your parcel can be delivered.
Because the majority of our products are manufactured in China, some countries (including the USA) may apply tariffs or additional import duties. The amount charged varies from country to country, and we are unable to provide an exact quote in advance.
⚠️ Important:
- Import duties and taxes must be paid by the customer to release the parcel.
- If you refuse to pay these fees, your order will be returned to us as Return to Sender.
- In this case, a store credit will only be issued once the parcel has been received back at our warehouse.
- The store credit will be minus the return shipping fee charged by the courier and, in some cases, the import fee back into Australia.
We recommend familiarizing yourself with your country’s import regulations before purchasing. If you are unsure, please contact us prior to placing your order.
Please note that Import duty and taxes may be payable on your order depending on the trade agreements your country has or has not with Australia.
Please familiarise yourself with
your countries regulations as payment of these duties may be necessary to release your order. We are unable to quote this amount as every country is different.
Yoni Pleasure Palace is not responsible for any import charges, duties, or taxes for international sales. In some cases, packages can be delayed due to matters outside of our control.
If your local customs ask for an invoice, then your order confirmation is your invoice.
Please contact us if you require any further information.
