Mess is an unavoidable part of sex or self pleasure, however not all of us like sleeping in a wet patch (am I right!?). So if your sex towel just isn’t cutting it, keep reading.
The quilted fleece is ultra-soft, extra cosy and has slightly less volume than the traditional Splash Blanket™ meaning it folds up flatter, which may be useful for travel or storage. The quilted fleece backing won’t catch on leaves or grass if used outdoors and is user friendly for pets, kids and adults alike. Throw in the washing machine on a cool or warm wash with a fast spin and pop into the dryer to keep fluffy and dry.
Our founder’s philosophy is simple: “The blanket is a psychological sex toy. When women feel more comfortable to let go during sex or self pleasure, they naturally become more orgasmic and sexually expressive!” -Rosie Rees.
How Much Liquid Can the Blanket Hold?
Unlike many waterproof mats, which are like picnic rugs where the liquid pools on top, liquid on the Splash Blanket™ soaks in and absorbs into the fleece. It can hold up toone litre of liquid(tried and tested). These plush, fleecey blankets are double-sided andabsorball forms of sex juices, oils, lubes and bodily fluids.
Simply wash on a regular wash (cool or warm) like you would wash your sheets or towels and avoid using bleach or fabric softener. Dry your blanket in the tumble dryer to keep soft and fluffy or hang out on the washing line in the sunshine. To remove stubborn stains, we recommend using a gentle, eco stain remover.
Your blanket is made of 100% vegan polyester fleece and micro-velvet fabric with a waterproof internal layer. We also now have a bamboo summer blanketfor folks who prefer something more light-weight.
Your blanket, when cared for properly, can last many years! However not all good things last forever, so depending on how often you use it and how you wash your blanket, the waterproof functionality of the blanket can last approximately one year.
Sex & solo self pleasure sessions (calling all squirters and squirtees!)
Free bleeding blanket for those menstrual cycles when you don't want to wear a tampon, menstrual cup or period undies!
Pet snuggle blanket (beware of puppy thieves)
Baby blanket for free-nappy time
Birth blanket and post-partum recovery
An innocuous “throw” for your couch and spontaneous sex sessions
Incontinence blanket for pets, kids, elderly or bed wetting
Indoors or outdoors picnic blankets - no need to cry over spilt juice.
Squirt Blankets™have gone totally viral! They have been featured on theHook Up on Triple Jas well as other articles inVICEandRefinery 29. You can also read our blog article about the blankets here.
Our founder’s philosophy is simple: “The blanket is a psychological sex toy. When women feel more comfortable to let go during sex or self pleasure, they naturally become more orgasmic and sexually expressive!” - Rosie Rees.
We ship globally from our Perth, Western Australia dispatchment center. All parcels and bank transactions are discreet to maintain your privacy. You can expect to see "Rosie Rees PTY LTD" instead of Yoni Pleasure Palace.
Discrete description of products, such as "glass or crystal novelty ornament".
PRE ORDER. All items are sent together, if one of the items is on pre order it just means it will be sent once everything is available.
Standard: 3-5 business days*
Express:1-3 business days*
Standard: 6 to 27 business days*
DHL Express: 3-10 business days*
We are in the warehouse Monday to Friday. Typically orders are handed to our shipping partners within 2-4 days of received your order, this may be delayed during promotions or sales.
Note: This is not a guarantee and could be affected by courier volumes, covid delays, individual country delays and other outside factors we cannot control.