The Woody

1 in stock

New to the world of pleasure toys? Or perhaps yet to have a wooden toy amongst your collection? Meet The Woody. Made of Claro Walnut Wood, this ultra smooth and sleek, warm and inviting dildo is also incredibly light-weight (no sore wrists here) and it even floats in the bathtub! wink wink. Sealed to ensure it is as clean and safe to use as any other toy. The Woody incredibly earthy, luxurious and smooth, it has been sealed with 5 coats of body safe urethane finish and is compatible with all lubricants and easy to clean with warm soapy water. 


  • 15.3 length x 3.8 head width x 3.9 bulbous end x 2 neck width - cms 

  • 6.02 length x 1.5 head width x 1.5 bulbous end x 0.78 neck width - inches
  • 86 grams

*All our products are handmade, meaning variation can occur as every wand is unique.


  • The Woody comes in our gorgeous branded pouch for safe keeping


  • Use any preferred lubricant
  • Rinse clean with mild anti-bacterial soap and warm water
  • Let air dry or pat dry with a clean cloth


  • Use abrasives
  • Boil in water
  • Place in dishwasher
  • Store in moist environments
  • Use if outer finish becomes damaged
Shipping Information

We ship globally from our Perth,
Western Australia dispatchment center. All parcels and bank transactions
are discreet to maintain your privacy. You can expect to see "Rosie
Rees PTY LTD" instead of Yoni Pleasure Palace.

Discrete description of products, such as "glass or crystal novelty ornament".

ORDER. All items are sent together, if one of the items is on pre order
it just means it will be sent once everything is available.


Standard: 3-5 business days*

Express: 1-3 business days*


Standard: 6 to 27 business days*

DHL Express: 3-10 business days*

*once dispatched

are in the warehouse Monday to Friday. Typically orders are handed to
our shipping partners within 2-4 days of received your order, this may
be delayed during promotions or sales.

Note: This is not a
guarantee and could be affected by courier volumes, covid delays,
individual country delays and other outside factors we cannot control.

Will I be charged customs tax?

Please note that Import duty and taxes may be
payable on your order depending on the trade agreements your country
has or has not with Australia.

Please familiarize yourself with
your countries regulations as payment of these duties may be necessary
to release your order. We are unable to quote this amount as every
country is different.

Yoni Pleasure Palace is not responsible for
any import charges, duties, or taxes for international sales. In some
cases, packages can be delayed due to matters outside of our control.

If your local customs ask for an invoice, then your order confirmation is your invoice.

Please contact us if you require any further information.