Splash Mat™

Hard floor, sore knees? We got you! Introducing our Splash Mat™ -  the ultimate waterproof padded mat you didn't know you needed. Thick, non-slip and super plush, this mat has so many uses: Lay it out as a permanent feature in your kink room to protect yourself from the hard floor, or whip it out from under your bed for a little floor-play.

The Splash Mat™ is also well-loved by our furry friends and doubles as a great waterproof pet mat (goodbye puppy dribbles and accidental leaks.) Parents, we've got you covered. Lay the Splash mat in your kids toy room for bubs nappy-free time or keep one on hand for loungeroom picnics (sans juice spills on the couch or feature rug.) It's also a dream for home-birthing, and is available in our popular Moon Blood shade.

How does it work?

The Splash Mat™ has a TPU waterproof layer (made of recycled plastic) under the fabric and holds all kinds of liquids such as squirt, semen, menstrual blood, urine, dribble, milk, juice etc. The liquid will initially pooling on top as it absorbs into the velvish fabric. You can rest assured it won't soak through to the other side.

What sizes are available?

50x60inch (1.2 x 1.5meter) - 15mm thickness

Suggested uses

  • Sex & intimacy mat for the floor
  • Soft pet mat
  • Baby mat for free-nappy time
  • Homebirth mat 
  • Yoga mat
  • Indoors or outdoors picnic mat

Cleaning Instructions 

For small amounts of liquid, stains or spills, we recommend spot-cleaning the mat with warm soapy water and letting it dry. For larger "spills" simply rinse off with a hose (the wide-soft spray setting rather than forceful and direct) or under a detachable shower head. When using a hose to rinse off, we suggest waiting for a sunny day so the mat can dry quicker. You can also place it in front of a heater, fireplace or over a clothes-horse or clothes-line to air dry.


Your mat is made of 100% vegan polyester fleece and micro-velvet fabric with a waterproof internal layer & foam padding. 


Your mat, when cared for properly, can last many years! However not all good things last forever, so depending on how often you use it and how you wash your mat, the waterproof functionality of the mat can last approximately one year. 

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Shipping Information

We ship globally from our Perth,
Western Australia dispatchment center. All parcels and bank transactions
are discreet to maintain your privacy. You can expect to see "Rosie
Rees PTY LTD" instead of Yoni Pleasure Palace.

Discrete description of products, such as "glass or crystal novelty ornament".

ORDER. All items are sent together, if one of the items is on pre order
it just means it will be sent once everything is available.


Standard: 3-5 business days*

Express: 1-3 business days*


Standard: 6 to 27 business days*

DHL Express: 3-10 business days*

*once dispatched

are in the warehouse Monday to Friday. Typically orders are handed to
our shipping partners within 2-4 days of received your order, this may
be delayed during promotions or sales.

Note: This is not a
guarantee and could be affected by courier volumes, covid delays,
individual country delays and other outside factors we cannot control.


Will I be charged customs tax?

Please note that Import duty and taxes may be
payable on your order depending on the trade agreements your country
has or has not with Australia.

Please familiarize yourself with
your countries regulations as payment of these duties may be necessary
to release your order. We are unable to quote this amount as every
country is different.

Yoni Pleasure Palace is not responsible for
any import charges, duties, or taxes for international sales. In some
cases, packages can be delayed due to matters outside of our control.

If your local customs ask for an invoice, then your order confirmation is your invoice.

Please contact us if you require any further information.