Waterproof Squirt Blanket™ - Black Bamboo Summer Blanket

The summer Splash Blanket™ is our new lightweight waterproof mat made of bamboo, making it cooler, lighter and breathable. Perfect as an intimacy throw to protect your bedding or chosen love-making surface, the summer blanket doubles as a waterproof picnic rug or a back-seat shield for beach trips with the dogs or kids.

Soft, smooth and super durable with plenty of insulation, the summer blanket is the perfect companion for spontaneous sexy time *wink wink*, free-bleeding, squirting, bed wetting or picnic blankets for kids or pets (yep, they love them too!).

Small: 1.2m x 1.2m (47in x 47in)

Although this is described as a “small”, its generous sizing makes it perfect for use in the bedroom, on the couch or as an indoors picnic blanket on the floor. 

Medium: 1.2m x 2m (47in x 78.5in)

Best described as a similar shape and size of a single bed, the medium blanket can fit most (tall) bodies length ways, making it an effective blanket for full body massages (hello oil spills), plenty of rolling around on the bed or cuddling up on the couch. Doubles as a functional throw for the end of your bed!

Large: 2m x 2m (78.5in x 78.5in)

The large size blanket offers maximum coverage. Doubling as an innocuous bed or couch throw, the blanket fits best over the size of a Queen size bed and transforms into an epic sex blanket, camping blanket or even plush bedspread in winter. You do you!

The Summer Blanket is available in five colours:

• Black
• Charcoal
• Sand
• Rainforest Green
• Moon Blood

The summer Splash Blanket™ is 100% waterproof, reversible and more importantly absorbent. Unlike many waterproof mats, which are like picnic rugs where the liquid pools on top, liquid on the summer Splash Blanket™ soaks in and absorbs into the material. It can hold up to a litre of liquid (tried and tested).

• Wash your blanket on a regular washing cycle - just like you would wash your towels or sheets with a fast spin cycle 
• Do not wash on a delicate cycle as it will become heavy and waterlogged. 
• Select a cool or warm water setting and avoid using an extra hot water wash.
• Dry your blanket in the tumble dryer on the lowest setting for no longer than 30 minutes (to avoid melting the waterproof film) or hang out on the washing line in the sunshine.
• To remove stubborn stains, use a gentle, eco stain remover.
• Avoid using bleach or fabric softener.

Splash Blankets are bonded with a waterproof internal layer making it waterproof and absorbent on both sides.  The waterproof layer is made of 100% recycled Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU), which makes both sides of the blanket waterproof and absorbent.

The TPU is a non-toxic, BPA-free and a 100% food-grade safe material that does not contain any chemicals that interfere with the endocrine or hormone system.

• Avoiding the dreaded "wet patch" during intimacy with a partner or solo
• Free bleeding blanket during those menstrual cycles when you don't want to wear a tampon, menstrual cup or period undies
• Incontinence or bed wetting 
• Baby blanket for free-nappy time
• Birth blanket and postpartum recovery 
• Pet comfort blanket 

Your blanket, when cared for properly, can last many years, however not all good things last forever. Depending on how often you use it and how you wash your blanket, the waterproof functionality can last approximately one year. 

Please read our disclaimers to familiarize yourself with the care instructions. We are continually innovating and improving the waterproof technology and the materials used, including synthetic and natural fibres. 

For returns and exchanges please click here. If you have any questions please do not hesitate to contact us via email at hello@yonipleasurepalace.com or using our Contact Us page. 

• If you dry your Splash Blanket in the tumble dryer for too long (over 30 minutes) it may melt the inner TPU layer, deeming the blanket crunchy and ineffective. Please follow our strict wash instructions to avoid this from happening. 
• Your Splash Blanket may carry a scent if you a) wash on a delicate wash b) don’t use enough washing detergent c) don’t dry it effectively. Do not add vinegar or fabric softener. Instead wash on a long warm wash with a fast spin cycle and dry in the sunshine. 
• Due to the nature of Splash Blankets being washed so regularly, there may be general wear and tear of the blanket due to the vigorous nature of washing machines. Most blankets will remain waterproof for many years, however some may lose their waterproof efficiency after 12 months of regular use. 
• It is normal to hear some audible sound after washing your Splash Blanket as it contains a 100% recycled plastic Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) waterproof layer, which is bonded to the fabric inside of the blanket. If you have dried your blanket in the dryer for longer than 30 minutes, it may have melted the TPU layer, which creates a crunchy sound. Please follow our strict washing instructions. 
• Although your pets will love the Splash Blanket, animals (especially cats) have a tendency of piercing or ripping the material whilst kneading the fabric, deeming the waterproof functionality ineffective. 
• If you intend to use your Splash Blanket regularly, meaning also washing it regularly, we suggest opting for smaller size blankets as they are smaller/easier to wash and quicker to dry. Having several Splash Blankets on hand for rotation is ideal. 
• Depending on production time, some Splash Blankets may come with a material waterproof carry bag and others will be in a vacuum-sealed plastic bag (recycled plastic). We apologise if the packaging isn’t what you anticipated. We are continuously improving and innovating our packaging to be both useful and environmentally friendly. 
• Some colours may appear different online vs in-person. Please be aware that depending on your phone or computer screen settings, some colours may appear darker or lighter than how the blanket actually looks. 
• You may notice some Splash Blankets have the material bonded together and others have the material separate. Both styles are equally effective as a waterproof blanket.

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