Waterproof Squirt Blanket™️ - Moon Blood Fitted Sheet

$30.00 $37.00
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Whether it's for sexy time with your lover or to prevent leakages ruining the mattress from co-sleeping with your kids or pets, the bamboo waterproof fitted sheets are the perfect solution! Not only are they waterproof on the top, they are also waterproof on the sides, in case of spills and leaks close to the edge of the mattress. 

Do you love throwing your partner across the bed in the heat of the moment, but don't love rearranging your waterproof blanket? If you are looking for a secure way to capture any body fluids during intimacy, our fitted sheet is the answer.

Use as a mattress protector or simply fit straight over your usual sheets and duvet cover for a quick clean up job. Perfect for water sports, group sex, threesomes, or if you switch positions a lot and want to ensure your mattress stays dry.

Typically waterproof sheets are white and show up every mark, however Splash sheets are available in sexy Black and Moon Blood (moroon), making them the perfect discrete sex blanket or free bleeding support during menstruation. Our fitted sheets range from king single (making them super handy for toilet training your little ones!) all the way through to super king size. 

Dimensions:
  • Regular Single 92x188x40cm (36.2x74.01x15.74inch)
  • King Single 107x203x40cm (42x80x16inch)
  • Double 137x188x40cm (54x74x16inch)
  • Queen 152x203x40cm (60x80x16inch)
  • King 183x203x40cm (72x80x16inch)
  • Superking 203x203x40cm (80x80x16inch)

Suggested uses:

  • Sex & solo self pleasure sessions (calling all squirters and squirtees!)
  • Free bleeding blanket for those menstrual cycles when you don't want to wear a tampon, menstrual cup or period undies!
  • Soft and cosy incontinence pad 
  • Pet snuggle blanket (beware of puppy thieves)
  • Baby blanket for free-nappy time
  • Birth blanket and post-partum recovery 
  • An innocuous “throw” for your couch and spontaneous sex sessions
  • Incontinence blanket for pets, kids, elderly or bed wetting
  • Indoors or outdoors picnic blankets - no need to cry over spilt juice. 

How Much Liquid Can the Blanket Hold?

The Splash Fitted Sheet looks like any other innocuous couch throw, but is 100% waterproof, reversible and more importantly absorbent. Unlike many waterproof mats, which are like picnic rugs where the liquid pools on top, liquid on the Splash Fitted Sheet soaks in and absorbs into the fleece. It can hold up to a litre of liquid (tried and tested). These plush, fleecey blankets are double-sided and absorb all forms of sex juices, oils, lubes and bodily fluids. 

Care Instructions:

Your blanket is made of 100% vegan polyester fleece and micro-velvet fabric with a waterproof internal layer. Simply wash on a warm fast wash and avoid using bleach or fabric softener. Dry your blanket on a low tumble dry to keep soft and fluffy or hang out on the washing line in the sunshine. To remove stubborn stains, we recommend using a gentle, eco stain remover.

Warranty:

Your blanket, when cared for properly, can last many years! However not all good things last forever, so depending on how often you use it and how you wash your blanket, the waterproof functionality of the blanket can last approximately one year. 

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Squirt Blankets have gone totally viral! They have been featured on the Hook Up on Triple J as well as other articles in VICE and Refinery 29. You can also read our blog article about the blankets here

Shipping Information

We ship globally from our Perth and Sydney warehouses. All parcels and bank transactions are discreet to maintain your privacy. You can expect to see "Rosie Rees PTY LTD" instead of Yoni Pleasure Palace.

Parcels are discreetly packaged and dispatched from the local distribution centre within 1-3 days of receiving the order (excluding pre-orders).

For domestic deliveries in Australia:

  • Standard: Allow 2-6 business days for delivery once dispatched. 
  • Express:  Allow 1-3 business days for delivery once dispatched

For international orders:

  • DHL Express: Transit time varies but typically between 2 to 10 business days. 
  • AusPost:  Delivery times can take anywhere between 9 to 25 business days. 

*Please note that choosing express postage refers to the shipping method and does not mean immediate dispatch.

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Will I be charged customs tax?

Please note that Import duty and taxes may be
payable on your order depending on the trade agreements your country
has or has not with Australia.

Please familiarize yourself with
your countries regulations as payment of these duties may be necessary
to release your order. We are unable to quote this amount as every
country is different.

Yoni Pleasure Palace is not responsible for
any import charges, duties, or taxes for international sales. In some
cases, packages can be delayed due to matters outside of our control.

If your local customs ask for an invoice, then your order confirmation is your invoice.

Please contact us if you require any further information.