Waterproof Squirt Blanket™ - Mulberry
Waterproof Squirt Blanket™ - Mulberry
Waterproof Squirt Blanket™ - Mulberry
Waterproof Squirt Blanket™ - Mulberry
Waterproof Squirt Blanket™ - Mulberry
Waterproof Squirt Blanket™ - Mulberry
Waterproof Squirt Blanket™ - Mulberry
Waterproof Squirt Blanket™ - Mulberry
Waterproof Squirt Blanket™ - Mulberry
Waterproof Squirt Blanket™ - Mulberry

Waterproof Squirt Blanket™ - Mulberry


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Have you had to replace your couch or mattress because of your squirting antics? Fear not. Our leak-proof Squirt Blankets not only protect your bedsheets, expensive eco mattress, couch covers, carpet or carseats from your juicy gushes, they also give you peace of mind and ability to fully relax during intimacy and "let the flood gates open". The Squirt Blanket™ looks like any other innocuous couch throw, but is 100% waterproof, reversible and more importantly absorbent

Stain-proof and double-sided leak-proof, these blankets are a lifesaver in the intimacy department, giving you peace of mind that you won't sleep in a wet patch or ruin the bed or couch! 

Sizes Available:

Small Square: 1.2m x 1.2m (50in x 50in). Not too big, not too small - it’s just right! Perfect for regular use (frequent washing/drying) and fitting into your suitcase on holidays.

Medium Rectangle: 1.2m x 2m (50in x 80in). This size is perfect for Double, Queen or King size beds and is ideal for full-body massages and throwing each other around the bed without needing to worry if you’re still on the blanket. 

Large Square: 2m x 2m (80in x 80in). The ideal over-sized blanket for couch snuggles, extra-gushy sex romps or an innocuous bed throw that transforms into a sex blanket. 

    Material:

    One side of the Splash Blanket™ is made of vegan polyester sherpa fleece and the other side is made of micro-velvet fabric that has been bonded with a waterproof internal layer. The waterproof layer is made of 100% recycled Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU), which makes both sides of the blanket waterproof and absorbent. The TPU is a non-toxic, BPA-free and a 100% food-grade safe material that does not contain any chemicals that interfere with the endocrine or hormone system.

    We recommend washing your Squirt Blanket™ on a similar setting to your towels or bed sheets washing cycle – one with a fast spin! It’s best to wash your Squirt Blanket™ separately on a cold or warm temperature cycle (20 degrees celsius maximum) adding in one scoop of washing liquid or powder.


    If you wash your blanket on a delicate or gentle wash, the spin cycle will not remove the water effectively so we recommend a fast-spin wash. If you find yourself with a stain such as blood, wine or another bodily fluid, use a stain remover spray and soak for 3 - 5 minutes before adding it in the wash. 


    To dry your wet blanket you can either a) line-dry indoors or hang outside on the clothesline (colours may fade over time if in the sunshine for too long) or b) tumble dry on the lowest heat setting for 30 minutes. If your dryer is too hot, it could melt the inner TPU layer so please closely monitor which setting you use to dry your blanket for the first few washes so you can get to know the ideal length of time and setting to use for your size and style of blanket. If the inner layer melts in the dryer, Squirt Blanket™ is not liable for any damage as every dryer has different heat settings and standards. NOTE: Using the dryer may keep your blanket fluffier and softer compared to drying on the clothesline. 


    WARNING: Do not iron or dry clean and do not use fabric softener, bleach or vinegar on your blanket as it may compromise the integrity of the TPU layer. 


    If you notice your blanket has a scent or a smell after washing, you may want to add a tablespoon of bicarb or wash on a longer and slightly warmer cycle with more washing detergent, and tumble dry. 

    The Squirt Blanket™ is 100% waterproof, reversible and more importantly, absorbent. Unlike many waterproof mats, which are like picnic rugs where the liquid pools on top, liquid on the Squirt Blanket™ soaks in and absorbs into the material. It can hold up to one litre of liquid (tried and tested!).

    Share the love squirters! Tag us in your stories, reels, tiktoks & posts @yoni_pleasure_palace  and @splashblanket with the hashtag #yppsquirtblanket and #splashblanket.

    Squirt Blankets™ have gone totally viral! They have been featured on the Hook Up on Triple J as well as other articles in VICE and Refinery 29. You can also read our blog article about the blankets here.

    Squirt Blankets™ do not have an official lifespan as it is dependent on how the blanket is washed, dried and cared for, as well as how often it is used. However we estimate that the blanket will remain waterproof for about a year depending on how often you wash your blanket.

    Unfortunately not all good things last forever, so you may notice your blanket becoming less waterproof after a year or so. General wear and tear is to be expected since the blanket will be regularly washed and dried due to accumulating liquids such as body fluids, oils & lubricants, which may make the blanket less effective over time.

    The good news is, we still have blankets from the original batch in 2020 that are 100% effective! So, as long as you follow the washing instructions in the FAQ, they will last a long time!

    • Sex & solo self pleasure sessions (calling all squirters and squirtees!).
    • Free bleeding blanket for those menstrual cycles when you do not want to wear a tampon, menstrual cup, or period undies!
    • Incontinence pad for pets, kids, elderly, or bed wetting.
    • Baby blanket for free-nappy time.
    • Birth blanket and post-partum recovery.
    • Indoors or outdoors picnic blankets - no need to cry over spilt juice!

    We ship globally from our Perth, Western Australia dispatchment center. All parcels and bank transactions are discreet to maintain your privacy. You can expect to see "Rosie Rees PTY LTD" instead of Yoni Pleasure Palace.

    Discrete description of products, such as "glass or crystal novelty ornament".

    PRE ORDER. All items are sent together, if one of the items is on pre order it just means it will be sent once everything is available.

    Australia

    Standard: 3-5 business days*

    Express: 1-3 business days*

    International

    Standard: 6 to 27 business days*

    DHL Express: 3-10 business days*

    *once dispatched

    We are in the warehouse Monday to Friday. Typically orders are handed to our shipping partners within 2-4 days of received your order, this may be delayed during promotions or sales.

    Note: This is not a guarantee and could be affected by courier volumes, covid delays, individual country delays and other outside factors we cannot control.

    https://yonipleasurepalace.com/pages/shipping-returns

    Please note that Import duty and taxes may be payable on your order depending on the trade agreements your country has or has not with Australia.

    Please familiarize yourself with your countries regulations as payment of these duties may be necessary to release your order. We are unable to quote this amount as every country is different.

    Yoni Pleasure Palace is not responsible for any import charges, duties, or taxes for international sales. In some cases, packages can be delayed due to matters outside of our control.

    If your local customs ask for an invoice, then your order confirmation is your invoice.

    Please contact us if you require any further information.


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