The Lavish Faux Fur Waterproof Splash Blanket™
Do you have a secret kink for Game of Thrones sex scenes? Yeh, same! Picture this: Candles flicker while you're in the throws of deep passion with Jon Snow, Khaleesi Daenerys or both (the adventure is yours.) You’re thrown down on a plush, fur rug in front of a crackling fireplace as they ravage you with their mouths. Your bodies press against each other as you roll around passionately on the softest, most lavish fur surface.
Luxuriously cosy and completely waterproof, Splash Blanket's™ new faux fur collection will add a sensual, medieval edge to love-making. One side of the blanket is the highest quality soft-touch faux fur while the other is a smooth, micro-velvet polyester fabric. Like all Splash Blankets™, it’s stain-proof, leak-proof and can hold up to a litre of liquid.
Whether it's a permanent extravagant feature in the bed chamber or a decorative throw on your living room couch, the Faux Fur Splash Blanket™ will instantly add warmth, eroticism and medieval vibes to any space - it’s a winter seasonal necessity.
Have furry friends? Be warned, they may claim this ultra-cosy blanket as their own so grab one for yourself and your beloved pets so no one misses out.
To retain its charm, we recommend hand washing rather than machine washing or drying. Use warm soapy water and dry on a clothes horse in the sun or indoors.
- Faux Fur blanket - white with brown accents
- 100% Waterproof
- Double-sided (both sides are waterproof)
- Ultra warm and luxuriously soft
- Medium 50 x 60 inches (1.2 x 1.5m rectangle)
- Large 60x80 inches (1.5x 2m rectangle)
- Front: 100% Polyester Faux Fur
- Reverse: Micro-Velvet Polyester
- Hand washable only
- Do not tumble dry or iron
- See label for detailed instructions before first use
Due to the nature of the faux fur material, we recommend not washing your blanket in the washing machine or tumble dryer as it may ruin the integrity of the fabric. We suggest spot-cleaning by hand washing your blanket with warm soapy water. To do this, combine a couple of litres of warm water in a bucket with a small cap of gentle washing detergent - powder or liquid (eco is always best). Place the blanket over a hard surface in the laundry and use a sponge or wash cloth on the stained area where the spill took place. Vigorously rub the area until clean and rinse with warm water. To dry, simply hang out on a clothes rack to line dry, indoors or outdoors.
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Share the love squirters! Tag us in your stories, reels, tiktoks & posts @yoni_pleasure_palace and @splashblanket with the hashtag #yppsquirtblanket and #splashblanket. Our Squirt Blankets™ have gone totally viral! They have been featured on the Hook Up on Triple J as well as other articles in VICE and Refinery 29. You can also read our blog article about the blankets here.
Our founder’s philosophy is simple: “The blanket is a psychological sex toy. When women feel more comfortable to let go during sex or self pleasure, they naturally become more orgasmic and sexually expressive!” - Rosie Rees.
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Western Australia dispatchment center. All parcels and bank transactions
are discreet to maintain your privacy. You can expect to see "Rosie
Rees PTY LTD" instead of Yoni Pleasure Palace.
Discrete description of products, such as "glass or crystal novelty ornament".
ORDER. All items are sent together, if one of the items is on pre order
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Express: 1-3 business days*
Standard: 6 to 27 business days*
DHL Express: 3-10 business days*
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be delayed during promotions or sales.
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individual country delays and other outside factors we cannot control.
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cases, packages can be delayed due to matters outside of our control.
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