The Alpha

£192.00

Pickup available at 1/19 Pearson Way (Pick up M-F 8-3pm) CLOSED on weekends & public holidays)

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Take me now! The Alpha has a commanding, powerful, masculine energy and is destined to impress. Shaped like a curved boomerang and carved out of pure Black Obsidian crystal, the Alpha is thick, dense and deliciously sensual. This crystal dildo may not be for the faint hearted (or beginner to crystal wands), but it is for folks who are ready for a ride; a powerful, pleasurable ride to self-pleasure town! Add your favourite natural lubricant, warm or cool to your desired temperature and use slowly, gently and deeply for a healing, orgasmic vaginal experience.

Best For:

  • G-Spot
  • A-Spot
  • Partner Play

Crystal Properties: 

Black Obsidian is the Shaman of the crystal family that can support the transmutation of shame and trauma while providing grounding into the powerful present moment.

This powerful black crystal is sourced from Mexico and has been formed by the rapid cooling of volcanic lava. It can be a potent ally in connecting you with your Root Chakra and offer protection as you process negative energy into wisdom.

Specifications:

  • 27cm x 4cm x 2.8cm neck width (10.6in x 1.57in x 1.1in neck width).
  • 490 grams.
  • Our products are handmade, so slight variation can occur in colour, size, and shape.

What's Included:

  • The Alpha - Black Obsidian Crystal Dildo.
  • Velvet branded pouch for safe keeping.
  • Stylish satin-lined black box for storage and safe keeping.
  • Access to our free Facebook community: Click here: Yoni Pleasure Palace.

For additional information and guidance, add the Master(bation) Guide to your order.

We ship globally from our Western Australian Perth warehouse and all our products are packaged with eco packaging.

Crystal Properties

Rose Quartz:

Rose Quartz is the Grandmother stone of love.

Sourced from Brazil and emanating soft pink hues, this gentle stone can amplify your practices in self love, self acceptance and compassion while you to release unexpected emotions and heartache.

Rose Quartz is the perfect stone to begin your self pleasure journey with as it may provide the encouragement you need to release emotional conditioning as you start expressing your true self. 

Black Obsidian:

Black Obsidian is the Shaman of the crystal family that can support the transmutation of shame and trauma while providing grounding into the powerful present moment. This powerful black crystal is sourced from Mexico and has been formed by the rapid cooling of volcanic lava.

Originating from deep in the earth and brought to the surface by an eruption, the Obsidian Curve Crystal Dildo can assist in drawing out unwanted energy & trauma from the womb space for emotional healing.

Aventurine:

Aventurine is from the quartz family and can be found in a range of colours, though most commonly green.

Sourced from India and offering soft, sage green hue, this playful stone can amplify your receptivity to love, pleasure, creativity, money and good fortune

Green Aventurine is associated with awakening new ideas and inspired thinking.

How Do I Clean It?

Your crystal is robust, but breakable, so take extra care when washing it. We recommend using a wash cloth to support cleansing your wand in the basin to minimise any chance of dropping it onto the tiles.

When you first receive your crystal and after each use, rinse it in warm, soapy water or cleanse it with our dildo cleansing spray. 

DO NOT use boiling hot water with your crystals as this could compromise the integrity of the stone.

Also ensure you store your wand in safely in it's pouch or in our padded satin lined box (this is an optional add on). When cared for properly your crystal pleasure wand can last a lifetime. For energetic cleansing and intention setting for your crystal click HERE.

Further Resources & Education

Join Rosie's VIP Membership with 14 modules of content with no lock-in contract for only $40/month. Click here for more information.

To learn how to squirt, sign up for Rosie's best selling online course on Teachable, Squirt School.

Access to our free Facebook community: Click here: Yoni Pleasure Palace.

Free Master(bation) Guide: Click Here.

Blogs

Read this blog for information on healing pelvic floor tension.

Read this blog for information on The Profound Pleasure and Power of Cervical Orgasms

Read this blog on how to use your crystal pleasure wand

Shipping Information

We ship globally from our Perth and Sydney warehouses. All parcels and bank transactions are discreet to maintain your privacy. You can expect to see "Rosie Rees PTY LTD" instead of Yoni Pleasure Palace.

Parcels are discreetly packaged and dispatched from the local distribution centre within 1-3 days of receiving the order (excluding pre-orders).

For domestic deliveries in Australia:

  • Standard: Allow 2-6 business days for delivery once dispatched. 
  • Express:  Allow 1-3 business days for delivery once dispatched

For international orders:

  • DHL Express: Transit time varies but typically between 2 to 10 business days. 
  • AusPost:  Delivery times can take anywhere between 9 to 25 business days. 

*Please note that choosing express postage refers to the shipping method and does not mean immediate dispatch.

For information regarding tracking your order, order changes or customs taxes please click here.

Will I be charged customs tax?
Customs Duties & Import Fees

Please note that Yoni Pleasure Palace is not responsible for any import duties, taxes, or customs charges that may be applied to your order. These fees are determined by your local customs authority and must be paid directly to the courier (e.g. DHL) before your parcel can be delivered.

Because the majority of our products are manufactured in China, some countries (including the USA) may apply tariffs or additional import duties. The amount charged varies from country to country, and we are unable to provide an exact quote in advance.

⚠️ Important:

  • Import duties and taxes must be paid by the customer to release the parcel.
  • If you refuse to pay these fees, your order will be returned to us as Return to Sender.
  • In this case, a store credit will only be issued once the parcel has been received back at our warehouse.
  • The store credit will be minus the return shipping fee charged by the courier and, in some cases, the import fee back into Australia.

We recommend familiarizing yourself with your country’s import regulations before purchasing. If you are unsure, please contact us prior to placing your order.

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13/05/2023
Deena
Israel

So powerful, so pleasurble

I have quite many crystal wands, in a few shapes. This one is just heaven. I just broke into tears while using it.

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13/01/2022
marisa e.
Australia

Alpha Queen

This Obsidian beauty is exactly as I imagined her to be! The form of the wand is absolutely luscious and glides in perfectly. The weight of the Alpha is perfect to for those who enjoy something a little heavier and intense (as desired). Found it can double as a massage wand too! Extremely happy with this purchase and will get much use.

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Deena
Israel

So powerful, so pleasurble

I have quite many crystal wands, in a few shapes. This one is just heaven. I just broke into tears while using it.

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ME
13/01/2022
marisa e.
Australia

Alpha Queen

This Obsidian beauty is exactly as I imagined her to be! The form of the wand is absolutely luscious and glides in perfectly. The weight of the Alpha is perfect to for those who enjoy something a little heavier and intense (as desired). Found it can double as a massage wand too! Extremely happy with this purchase and will get much use.