Waterproof Splash Blanket™️ - Sand Fitted Sheet
Whether it's for sexy time with your lover or to prevent leakages ruining the mattress from co-sleeping with your kids or pets, the bamboo waterproof fitted sheets are the perfect solution! Not only are they waterproof on the top, they are also waterproof on the sides, in case of spills and leaks close to the edge of the mattress.
Do you love throwing your partner across the bed in the heat of the moment, but don't love rearranging your waterproof blanket? If you are looking for a secure way to capture any body fluids during intimacy, our fitted sheet is the answer.
Use as a mattress protector or simply fit straight over your usual sheets and duvet cover for a quick clean up job. Perfect for water sports, group sex, threesomes, or if you switch positions a lot and want to ensure your mattress stays dry.
Typically waterproof sheets are white and show up every mark, however Splash sheets are available in sexy Black, Moon Blood (moroon), and Sand, making them the perfect discrete sex blanket or free bleeding support during menstruation. Our fitted sheets range from king single (making them super handy for toilet training your little ones!) all the way through to super king size.
Dimensions
- King Single 107x203x40cm (42x80x16inch)
- Double 137x188x40cm (54x74x16inch)
- Queen 152x203x40cm (60x80x16inch)
- King 183x203x40cm (72x80x16inch)
- Superking 203x203x40cm (80x80x16inch)
All our Fitted Sheets are carefully handcrafted, and as a result, variations in size can occur.
Wash Instructions
- For fitted sheets wash on a regular wash on the same setting you would wash your sheets or towels with a fast spin cycle.
- Select a cool or warm water setting and avoid using boiling hot water.
- Dry your fitted sheet in the tumble dryer for no longer than 30 minutes (to avoid melting the waterproof film) or hang out on the washing line in the sunshine.
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To remove stubborn stains, we recommend using a gentle, eco stain remover.
- Avoid using bleach or fabric softener.
Material
The outer covering of the Splash Blanket™ Fitted Sheet is made of 40% bamboo and 60% polyester and has been bonded with a waterproof layer. The waterproof layer is made of 100% recycled Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU), which makes both sides of the blanket waterproof and absorbent. The TPU is a non-toxic, BPA-free and a 100% food-grade safe material that does not contain any chemicals that interfere with the endocrine or hormone system.
Suggested uses
- Sex & solo self pleasure sessions (calling all squirters and squirtees!)
- Free bleeding blanket for those menstrual cycles when you don't want to wear a tampon, menstrual cup or period undies!
- Soft and cosy incontinence pad
- Baby blanket for free-nappy time
- Birth blanket and post-partum recovery
- Incontinence blanket for pets, kids, elderly or bed wetting
Warranty and Disclaimer
Your blanket, when cared for properly, can last many years! However not all good things last forever, so depending on how often you use it and how you wash your blanket, the waterproof functionality of the blanket can last approximately one year.
Disclaimer: It is totally normal to hear some sound after washing your Splash Blanket™ as it contains a 100% recycled plastic Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) waterproof layer, which is bonded to the fabric inside of the blanket. This is what keeps your couch, mattress or other surfaces protected from all forms of sex juices, oils, lubes, and bodily fluids. To make the blanket completely silent, we would have to remove the TPU layer, which defeats the purpose of the product entirely.
We are continually innovating our waterproof technology and this includes improving the functionality of our best-selling blankets. Since launching in 2020, we have created a double-layer TPU film to give you even more peace of mind when having sexy time, so you can fully relax and enjoy yourself! For this reason you might notice a plastic sound after washing your blanket.
If you have sensory issues or are highly sensitive to sounds, you may prefer the Bamboo Splash Blanket™ as it is less audible than the OG Splash Blanket™.
If you have any questions please do not hesitate to contact us via email at hello@splashblanket.com or using our Contact Us page.
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Squirt Blankets™ have gone totally viral! They have been featured on the Hook Up on Triple J as well as other articles in VICE and Refinery 29. You can also read our blog article about the blankets here.
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