Waterproof Squirt Blanket™️ - Rainforest Bamboo Summer Blanket
The summer Splash Blanket™ is our new lightweight waterproof mat made of bamboo, making it cooler, lighter and breathable. Perfect as an intimacy throw to protect your bedding or chosen love-making surface, the summer blanket doubles as a waterproof picnic rug or a back-seat shield for beach trips with the dogs or kids.
Soft, smooth and super durable with plenty of insulation, the summer blanket is the perfect companion for spontaneous sexy time *wink wink*, free-bleeding, squirting, bed wetting or picnic blankets for kids or pets (yep, they love them too!).
The Summer Blanket is available in five colours - Black, Charcoal, Caramel Latte, Vanilla Bean, or Rainforest - and four sizes (travel size, small, medium or large).
- Travel Size 50x70cm (20x28inch).
- Small 1.2x1.2 meter square (50x50inch). Ideal for everyday use
- Medium: 1.2x2 meter rectangle (50x80inch) - Perfect for a Single or Double bed
- Large: 2 meter square (80x80inch) - Perfect for a Queen or King bed
How Much Liquid Can the Blanket Hold?
The summer Splash Blanket™ is 100% waterproof, reversible and more importantly absorbent. Unlike many waterproof mats, which are like picnic rugs where the liquid pools on top, liquid on the summer Splash Blanket™ soaks in and absorbs into the material. It can hold up to a litre of liquid (tried and tested).
Your summer blanket is machine washable and dryer friendly. Simply wash on your regular cool or warm towel wash and avoid using bleach or fabric softener. Dry your blanket in the tumble dryer to keep it extra soft or hang out on the washing line in the sunshine. To remove stubborn stains, we recommend using a gentle, eco stain remover.
The Bamboo Splash Blanket™ is made of 40% bamboo and 60% polyester and has been internally bonded with a waterproof layer. The waterproof layer is made of 100% recycled Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU), which makes both sides of the blanket waterproof and absorbent. The TPU is a non-toxic, BPA-free and a 100% food-grade safe material that does not contain any chemicals that interfere with the endocrine or hormone system.
- Sex & solo self pleasure sessions (calling all squirters and squirtees!)
- Free bleeding blanket for those menstrual cycles when you don't want to wear a tampon, menstrual cup or period undies!
- Incontinence pad for pets, kids, elderly or bed wetting
- Baby blanket for free-nappy time
- Birth blanket and post-partum recovery
- Indoors or outdoors picnic blankets - no need to cry over spilt juice.
Warranty and Disclaimer
Your blanket, when cared for properly, can last many years! However not all good things last forever, so depending on how often you use it and how you wash your blanket, the waterproof functionality of the blanket can last approximately one year.
Disclaimer: It is totally normal to hear some sound after washing your Splash Blanket™ as it contains a 100% recycled plastic Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) waterproof layer, which is bonded to the fabric inside of the blanket. This is what keeps your couch, mattress or other surfaces protected from all forms of sex juices, oils, lubes, and bodily fluids. To make the blanket completely silent, we would have to remove the TPU layer, which defeats the purpose of the product entirely.
We are continually innovating our waterproof technology and this includes improving the functionality of our best-selling blankets. Since launching in 2020, we have created a double-layer TPU film to give you even more peace of mind when having sexy time, so you can fully relax and enjoy yourself! For this reason you might notice a plastic sound after washing your blanket.
If you have sensory issues or are highly sensitive to sounds, you may prefer the Bamboo Splash Blanket™ as it is less audible than the OG Splash Blanket™.
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Squirt Blankets™ have gone totally viral! They have been featured on the Hook Up on Triple J as well as other articles in VICE and Refinery 29. You can also read our blog article about the blankets here.
“The blanket is a psychological sex toy. When women feel more comfortable to let go during sex or self pleasure, they naturally become more orgasmic and sexually expressive!” - Rosie Rees.
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