Waterproof Squirt Blanket™ - Gold Mustard The OG
Have you had to replace your couch or mattress because of your squirting antics? Fear not. Our leak-proof Squirt Blankets™ not only protect your bedsheets, expensive eco mattress, couch covers, carpet or carseats from your juicy gushes, they also give you peace of mind and ability to fully relax during intimacy and "let the flood gates open". The Squirt Blanket™ looks like any other innocuous couch throw, but is 100% waterproof, reversible and more importantly absorbent.
Stain-proof and double-sided leak-proof, these blankets are a lifesaver in the intimacy department, giving you peace of mind that you won't sleep in a wet patch or ruin the bed or couch!
Extra Small Round: 1m x 1m (40in x 40in). The ultimate round sex towel for regular intimacy moments, travel & stay-cations and daily self pleasure practices. Washes quick, dries quick!
Small: 1.2m x 1.2m (50in x 50in). Not too big, not too small - it’s just right! Perfect for regular use (frequent washing/drying) and fitting into your suitcase on holidays.
Medium: 1.2m x 2m (50in x 80in). This size is perfect for Double, Queen or King size beds and is ideal for full-body massages and throwing each other around the bed without needing to worry if you’re still on the blanket.
Large: 2m x 2m (80in x 80in). The ideal over-sized blanket for couch snuggles, extra-gushy sex romps or an innocuous bed throw that transforms into a sex blanket.
All our blankets are carefully handcrafted, and as a result, variations in size can occur.
One side of the Splash Blanket™ is made of vegan polyester sherpa fleece and the other side is made of micro-velvet fabric that has been bonded with a waterproof internal layer. The waterproof layer is made of 100% recycled Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU), which makes both sides of the blanket waterproof and absorbent. The TPU is a non-toxic, BPA-free and a 100% food-grade safe material that does not contain any chemicals that interfere with the endocrine or hormone system.
We ship globally from our Perth,
Western Australia dispatchment center. All parcels and bank transactions
are discreet to maintain your privacy. You can expect to see "Rosie
Rees PTY LTD" instead of Yoni Pleasure Palace.
Discrete description of products, such as "glass or crystal novelty ornament".
ORDER. All items are sent together, if one of the items is on pre order
it just means it will be sent once everything is available.
Standard: 3-5 business days*
Express: 1-3 business days*
Standard: 6 to 27 business days*
DHL Express: 3-10 business days*
are in the warehouse Monday to Friday. Typically orders are handed to
our shipping partners within 2-4 days of received your order, this may
be delayed during promotions or sales.
Note: This is not a
guarantee and could be affected by courier volumes, covid delays,
individual country delays and other outside factors we cannot control.
Please note that Import duty and taxes may be
payable on your order depending on the trade agreements your country
has or has not with Australia.
Please familiarize yourself with
your countries regulations as payment of these duties may be necessary
to release your order. We are unable to quote this amount as every
country is different.
Yoni Pleasure Palace is not responsible for
any import charges, duties, or taxes for international sales. In some
cases, packages can be delayed due to matters outside of our control.
If your local customs ask for an invoice, then your order confirmation is your invoice.
Please contact us if you require any further information.