Waterproof Squirt Blanket™ - Black Bamboo Summer Blanket

775 kr

The Bamboo Squirt Blanket is a lightweight and breathable waterproof blanket designed to protect your bedding or chosen love-making surface from bodily fluids, lubricants, oils and other liquid often encountered during intimacy. Ultra-soft, smooth and super durable with plenty of insulation, the summer blanket is the perfect companion for spontaneous sexy time, free-bleeding, squirting, bed wetting, or beach picnic blankets for the kids or pets (yep, they love them too!). 

Stain-proof and double-sided leak-proof, these blankets are a lifesaver in the intimacy department, giving you peace of mind that you won't sleep in a wet patch or ruin the bed or couch! 

Sizes Available:

Travel Size: 50cm x 75cm (19 x 29 inches). Best kept in your bedside drawer or under your toosh for capturing and wiping down bodily fluids after a sexy romp. You may also like to use it in the pram, baby carrier, car seat or anywhere to capture spills, spews, breast milk or unexpected leakages.

Small: 1.2m x 1.2m (50in x 50in). Not too big, not too small - it’s just right! Perfect for regular use (frequent washing/drying) and fitting into your suitcase on holidays.

Medium: 1.2m x 2m (50in x 80in). The perfect body-size blanket for solo couch moments or full-body massages.

Large: 2m x 2m (80in x 80in). This size is perfect for Double, Queen or King size beds and is the ideal oversized blanket for couch snuggles, extra-gushy sex romps or an innocuous bed throw that transforms into a sex blanket.

    All our blankets are carefully handcrafted, and as a result, variations in size can occur.


      The Bamboo Squirt Blanket™ is made of 40% bamboo and 60% polyester and has been internally bonded with a waterproof layer. The waterproof layer is made of 100% recycled Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU), which makes both sides of the blanket waterproof and absorbent. The TPU is a non-toxic, BPA-free and a 100% food-grade safe material that does not contain any chemicals that interfere with the endocrine or hormone system.

      Shipping Information

      We ship globally from our Perth,
      Western Australia dispatchment center. All parcels and bank transactions
      are discreet to maintain your privacy. You can expect to see "Rosie
      Rees PTY LTD" instead of Yoni Pleasure Palace.

      Discrete description of products, such as "glass or crystal novelty ornament".

      ORDER. All items are sent together, if one of the items is on pre order
      it just means it will be sent once everything is available.


      Standard: 3-5 business days*

      Express: 1-3 business days*


      Standard: 6 to 27 business days*

      DHL Express: 3-10 business days*

      *once dispatched

      are in the warehouse Monday to Friday. Typically orders are handed to
      our shipping partners within 2-4 days of received your order, this may
      be delayed during promotions or sales.

      Note: This is not a
      guarantee and could be affected by courier volumes, covid delays,
      individual country delays and other outside factors we cannot control.


      Will I be charged customs tax?

      Please note that Import duty and taxes may be
      payable on your order depending on the trade agreements your country
      has or has not with Australia.

      Please familiarize yourself with
      your countries regulations as payment of these duties may be necessary
      to release your order. We are unable to quote this amount as every
      country is different.

      Yoni Pleasure Palace is not responsible for
      any import charges, duties, or taxes for international sales. In some
      cases, packages can be delayed due to matters outside of our control.

      If your local customs ask for an invoice, then your order confirmation is your invoice.

      Please contact us if you require any further information.